What fish only swims at night?
A starfish!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with! No body = he doesn't have a body Nobody = no one The poor skeleton had no one to go to the party with!
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights! A long time ago, knights were men who wore metal clothes and rode horses. 'Knight' has a silent 'k' so sounds the same at 'night'.
What is a sea monster’s favorite dish?
Fish and ships! Fish and chips is a popular dish in the UK. Chips sounds a little bit like ships!
What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A sponge!
Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
He wanted a higher education! 'Higher education' is when you continue studying at college or university when you finish school. Aeroplanes fly high in the sky.
What's a snake's favorite subject at school?
Hissssstory! Explanation: Snakes 'hissss'. If you add a longer 'ssss' sound to history you hear the noise a snake makes.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk! If a fly doesn't have any wings it can't fly, it can only walk!
Which ant is bigger than an elephant?
A gi-ant!
What do you get if a cow jumps up and down?
A milkshake!
Why are fish so clever?
Because they are always in schools. You know what the word 'school' means, but did you know that it's also the word used for a group of fish?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
To the moo-vies! 'Moo' is the noise that cows make. The 'movies' is also called the cinema.