Is today Wednesday?
No, it isn't. It's Saturday.
What day is today?
It's Thursday.
What day is today?
It's Saturday.
Is today Sunday?
Yes, it is. It's Sunday.
Is today Friday?
No, it isn't. It's Monday.
Is today Monday?
No, it isn't. It's Friday.
What day is today?
It's Monday.
What day is today?
It's Wednesday.
What day is today?
It's Friday.
Is today Saturday?
No, it isn't. It's Wednesday.
Is today Thursday?
Yes, it is. It's Thursday.
What day is today?
It's Tuesday.
Is today Tuesday?
Yes, it is. It's Tuesday.
What day is today?
It's Sunday.