What’s easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
Trouble
A man shaves every day, but his beard stays the same. Why?
He's a barber
A woman who was outside in the rain without an umbrella didn’t get a single hair on her head wet. Why?
She's bald
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise.
What’s full of holes, but still holds water?
A sponge
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow
What are moving left to right, right now?
Your eyes
What goes all the way around the world but stays in a corner?
A stamp
What has four fingers and a thumb, but isn’t alive?
A glove
What gets wet when drying?
A towel
I’m the rare case when today comes before yesterday. What am I?
A dictionary