Totes is short for...
Totally
Respond to this question: What's the craic?
No craic / fuck all / nothing much.
I'm k__________ after that day. (really exhausted)
knackered
If something is banjaxed, it's ...
broken / not working / not functional
Look at the _____ of him. What a terrible look!
hack / state
If you're in a hape, how do you feel?
Terrible
I haven't a notion means...
I don't know
What does 'yonks' mean?
In donkey's years / in a long time
"The craic is ninety" =
Everything is amazing!
What does 'full of beans' mean?
Lot of energy / enthusiasm.