It's my dog's birthday.
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I was too nervous and threw up inside my backpack.
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My mom said no.
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I couldn't finish reading Dom Casmurro for the test.
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I came to school wearing only underwear.
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I seem to have misplaced my laptop.
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I have too many shirts and i can't decide which one to take.
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I lost my lucky underwear.
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My mom asked me to make cheesecake.
Sorry....
I'm allergic to peanuts.
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My uncle is missing
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I summoned a demon.
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I lied and told my friend I knew where his girlfriend was.
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I have to bathe my pet spider.
Cutie, cutie.
I have a stomachache.
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I accidentaly stepped on legos way too many times.
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I'm having issues with my partner.
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I impulse-bought a house in the Bahamas, so I can't afford the hotel.
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I almost won an oscar.
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