What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
A shell phone.
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
Why did the detective show up at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?
Sand dollars.
What part of the fish weighs the most?
The scales.
Why did the robot go on vacation?
It needed to recharge his batteries.
Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas.
Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
It's cool.
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea.
What's the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland!
What do you call a cantaloupe when it's swimming?
A watermelon.
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water!
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Hopsicles!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I Scream.
What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
Bagels.