Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland!
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
What's the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What part of the fish weighs the most?
The scales.
What do you call a cantaloupe when it's swimming?
A watermelon.
What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
A shell phone.
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I Scream.
What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea.
What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
Bagels.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Hopsicles!
What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?
Sand dollars.
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
Why did the robot go on vacation?
It needed to recharge his batteries.
Why did the detective show up at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
It's cool.