What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!
What did the humberger name its babay
patty
you win 20
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What's a cow favorite holiday
Moo year's eve
What do you get from a pampered cow
spoiled milk
What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
you win 25 point
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What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
That hit the spot!
What kind of water cannot freeze?
Hot water.
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket!
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!