Funny Would You Rather | Baamboozle - Baamboozle

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Would you rather have to speak only in animal noises for a whole day, or burp bubbles every time you laugh

Would you rather have a nose that lights up like a flashlight or fingers that shoot silly string on command

Would you rather eat pizza topped with gummy worms or vanilla ice cream sprinkled with crispy bacon

Would you rather your shoes squeak loudly in quiet libraries or your stomach growl like a tiger in class

Would you rather your teacher sound like an opera singer all day or like an angry robot

Would you rather sneeze colorful confetti or squeak like a rubber duck every time you step forward

Would you rather have hands that whistle whenever you high-five someone or ears that wiggle when you hear music

Would you rather wear clown shoes every day for a year or wear a cape made out of lettuce

Would you rather sweat warm pancake syrup or cry cold chocolate milk

Would you rather burp the alphabet backwards or hiccup bubbles for ten minutes straight

Would you rather have purple skin with green polka dots or grow feathers instead of eyebrows

Would you rather sleep on a bed of bouncy gelatin or use a giant slice of bread as a blanket

Would you rather have feet made of marshmallows or hair made of spun cotton candy

Would you rather ride a giant tortoise to school or have a pet penguin that waddles behind you everywhere

Would you rather only be able to hop like a kangaroo or crawl backwards like a crab during recess

Would you rather brush your teeth with grape jelly or wash your hair with mashed potatoes

Would you rather live in a treehouse made of waffles or an underwater dome shaped like a giant taco

Would you rather have a pet dragon the size of a hamsters or a pet hamster the size of a pony