What word starts with IS, ends with AND, and has LA in the middle?
ISLAND
What kind of music do balloons hate?
pop!
How do you stop a bull from charging?
cancel it's credit card
What do you call a hippie's wife?
A Mississippi
What kind of key cannot open any door?
A tur-key
What teaches without talking?
A book
My bite is strong enough to crush a bowling ball. I'm one of the biggest land mammals and will eat meat. But, about 3/4 of my diet is berries, leaves, and nuts. What am I?
A grizzly bear
You can carry it everywhere you go, and it does not get heavy. What is it?
Your name
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree
How did yoda get his first lead?
He used the sales force
Why do fish always sing off key?
You can't tuna fish
I can't taste sugar because I don't have sweet taste buds. But, I am a very popular pet and have been for a very long time. What animal am I?
A cat
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