You arrive at school with a penguin. You say it’s the new student.
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You’re having a serious phone conversation… with a banana.
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You bought 100 rubber ducks.
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You’re throwing a birthday party for your Wi-Fi router.
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You’ve built a wall of toilet rolls around your desk.
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You order a pizza and ask the delivery driver to hide it from your family.
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You’ve put a seat belt around an egg in the car.
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You turn up to a family dinner in a dinosaur costume and act as if everything is normal.
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You’re eating cereal from a flowerpot.
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Your phone wallpaper is a slice of bread. You get emotional when someone asks about it.
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You’re trying to sell an ice cube online. The price is £500.
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Your friend catches you arguing with your reflection.
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