What does this guy never get?
An infection.
After being in a coma for 37 years, did Frank come round, come square or come triangle?
He came round.
Why did he go to the doctor's?
He's got a headache.
Why is he at the dogtor's?
He's got stomach ache.
What's the guy in the box afraid of?
Getting sunburn.
What's Mr Cow's problem?
He's going to get earache.
Does Covid-19 cause injury or illness?
Illness.
He's got big hands cos he got stung by a bee and had an...
allergic reaction.
What's his problem?
He's got toothache.
Conscious, unconscious, asleep or what?
Asleep
A discus thrower has to spin round and round. How might they feel?
Dizzy.
What's the problem?
He's got a (heat) rash.
Does he want to prevent an illness or an injury?
An injury. Specifically, a head injury.
Oh no....someone's got *******. Can you spell it?
D-I-A-R-R-H-O-E-A
What does 'get over it' mean here? Get well or stop complaining?
Stop complaining.
What's his problem?
He's got backache.
What is he doing?
He is vomiting or throwing up.
What are being sold here?
Painkillers
What did the dentist do?
He passed out (or fainted).
What are these?
Syringes with Covid-19 vaccines
What's his problem?
He's got a sprained ot twisted ankle. Or he has swollen up.
He's got high...
blood pressure
What's he taking?
His temperature.
What two things are they doing wrong?
They are not social distancing or wearing masks.