What type of cheese is made backward?
Edam
Imagine you’re in a room that is filling with water. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
STOP IMAGINING !!!!!
You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?
you draw a shorter one next to it.
How is Europe like a frying pan?
because it has greece at the bottom
Why did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
he wanted to visit pluto
A girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
she is blind and reading braille
what has hands but can't clap
a clock