Twisted Twisty Tongues

All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot I may be off my dot, but I want a cup of coffee from a proper coffee pot.

What noise annoys an oyster? The noise that annoys an oyster is a noise that knows no oyster. (2x)

I thought a thought, but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday. (2x)

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thick, say it quick! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thicker, say it quicker! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread!

Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye. If cows could fly, I'd have a cow pie in my eye.

Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town. (2x)

Green glass globes glow greenly. (2x)

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she shines, she sits, and where she sits, she shines. (2x)

A happy hippo hopped and hiccupped. (2x)

Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards. (2x)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers; A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Really Leery, rarely Larry. (3x)

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if the woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could. And chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would, If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.

He threw three free throws. (3x)

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? (2x)

Sheena leads, Sheila needs. (3x)

She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?

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