How can you tell if the ocean is friendly?
It waves
How do hurricanes see?
With one eye!
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Thunderwear!
Do bees fly in the rain?
Not without their yellow jackets!
What did one lightning bolt say to another?
You are shocking!
What kind of bow can be tied?
A rainbow
What is a tornados favorite game?
Twister
How do trees get on in the internet?
They log in