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  • Where in your body is your funny bone?
    your knee
    your toes
    your elbow
    your finger
  • If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?
    A vase
    A wish
    A promise
  • Plucked from a fruit, bitter like a root, burning and bold, or even cold when sold. What am I?
    seeds
    coffee beans
    wheat
  • _____ have best friends.
    Pigs
    Sheep
    Cows
    Chickens
  • In 2020, which of these cities was NOT one of the 10 Happiest Cities in the World?
    Oslo
    Brisbane
    Reykjavik
    Tel Aviv
  • Baby _______ are addicted to hugging.
    rats
    squirrels
    sloths
    penguins
  • Just 10 to 15 minutes of laughing a day can burn up to ____ calories
    500
    150
    40
    10
  • The oldest joke in the world, dating back to 1900 BC in southern Iraq, was a joke about ____
    a fart
    a chicken crossing the road
    a politician
    a man's mother-in-law
  • According to a study in 2019,_________ can make you live 15 % longer.
    a positive attitude
    alcohol
    being single
    meditating
  • What kind of room has no doors or windows?
    a mushroom
    a house
    a ballroom
  • It's illegal to own just one _____ in Switzerland, because they get too lonely on their own.
    snake
    cat
    turtle
    guinea pig
  • Your pet cat dreams about you.
    false (but your dog does)
    true
  • You cannot keep this until you have given it. What is it?
    secret
    cake
    a promise
  • The average woman smiles ___ times a day.
    150
    5
    62
    15
  • What goes away as soon as you talk about it?
    silence
    mood
    happiness
  • What can run but cannot walk?
    water
    fish
    fire
  • What has 3 letters and start with gas?
    a tram
    a car
    a helicopter
  • What does a ghost use to wash its hair?
    boo-dy gel
    sham-boo
  • 152 people in the USA are named _______
    LMAO
    LOL
    Hehe
    Haha
  • I am the fastest animal but cannot climb the tree. What am I? 
    lion
    cheetah
    jaguar
  • Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
    a ton of bricks
    neither
    ton of feathers
  • Two cows were talking in a field. One cow says, 'Have you heard about the Mad Cow Disease that's going around?' - 'Yeah', the other cow says, 'Makes me glad_______'
    I'm a penguin
  • What goes up and down but never moves?
    windows
    walls
    stairs
  • Which 5 letter words in the dictionary can be pronounced the same, even if it has 4 of its letters removed?
    queue
    season
    empty
  • What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?
    your feet
    your shadow
    your legs
  • ______ is the scientific study of laughter and its effect on the body.
    Lolology
    Giggleology
    Gelotology
    Hohohology
  • What has a mouth but can’t speak?
    pond
    river
    sky
  • I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
    table
    light
    lamp
  • What do Alexander The Great and Winnie The Pooh have in common?
    size
    they like eating honey
    same middle name
  • If an electric train is traveling south, which way is the smoke going?
    to the right
    to the left
    there’s no smoke as it’s an electric train
  • According to a survey by Badoo.com, which country was voted the least funny?
    Estonia
    Germany
    Japan
    Russia
  • Scientists at the University of California have decided that the happiest time of day is ____ pm
    10
    5
    7
    2
  • Dr. Robin Dunbar says we need only _____ friends to make us happy.
    10
    5
    2
  • I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
    table
    light
    lamp
  • What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
    bread and butter
    forks and spoons
    lunch and dinner
  • It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
    Your arm
    Your name
    Your rights
  • What goes up and never comes down?
    stairs
    your age
    the sun
  • What always goes to sleep with shoes on?
    a horse
    my neighbour
    my dog
  • Earthworms communicate by _______
    winking at each other
    cuddling
    laughing
    rubbing noses
  • What starts with an E, ends with an E and only has one letter in it?
    edible
    evidence
    envelope
  • It's possible to tickle yourself.
    false
    true
  • What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
    a dog
    a clock
    a monster
  • Researchers have discovered that exercising for just _____ a day can make you feel happier.
    10 minutes
    45 minutes
    20 minutes
    30 minutes
  • What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
    a ferret
    a pirate
    a carrot
  • In 1962, a laughter epidemic started in Tanzania, affecting more than 1000 people.
    false
    true
  • You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
    The letter “S”
    The letter “U”
    The letter “R”
  • What starts with T, ends with T, and has T inside it?
    talent
    treat
    teapot
  • I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
    meat
    stone
    popcorn
  • What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
    your left thumb
    your left hand
    your right elbow
  • How many months in the year have 28 days?
    3
    1
    all of them
  • It’s the only place in the world where today comes before yesterday. Where is it?
    English copybook
    dictionary
    unknown planet
  • Faking a smile can make you feel happier.
    false
    true
  • What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
    fire
    stomach
    waterfall
  • This cute guy is one of 'The Happiest Animals on Earth', but what is he?
    a quikka
    a quigga
    a quokka
    a quagga
  • What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
    kangaroo
    bird
    human
  • What gets wet as it dries?
    a sponge
    a tower
    a towel
  • As soon as Susan started dancing, I just _______ laughing.
    burst out
    blew up
    broke out
    burnt out
  • Research shows that _____ is the colour which makes us feel the happiest.
    black
    red
    blue
    yellow
  • It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it?
    door
    gate
    keyboard
  • It is well known that weather affects our emotions. Scientists have discovered the temperature for maximum happiness is ______ degrees C.
    13
    5
    25
    -5
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