What do you call a cat who loves to swim?
catfish
What should you do if you drop an egg on the floor?
Try to put it back together
Clean it up
Leave it for someone else to step in
What’s bright orange with green on top and sounds like a parrot?
carrot
There is only one word in the dictionary that is spelled wrong: what is it?
wrong
What animal lays eggs?
A giraffe
A chicken
A spaghetti monster
Why do people decorate eggs for Easter?
To make chickens jealous
So the eggs don’t escape
For fun
When I’m ripe, I’m green, when you eat me, I’m red, and when you spit me out, I’m black. What am I?
a watermelon
Which of these is a real egg dish?
Scrambled eggs
Banana eggs
Candy eggs
What should you do if your Easter egg melts?
Put it in the fridge
Use it as shampoo
Drink it like a milkshake
What should you NOT do with an egg?
Cook it
Throw it at a friend
Eat it
What color are most eggs before they are dyed?
White
Rainbow
Purple
What happens when you cook an egg?
It turns into a balloon
It sings a song
It becomes solid
What kind of vegetables are the most fun at parties?
fungi
What has many ears but cannot hear?
corn
What do you find inside an egg?
Marshmallows
Yolk
A surprise toy
Which of these is an Easter tradition?
Hiding under a table all day
Egg hunt
Giving your eggs to a snake
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
How many eggs would a rooster lay over three weeks, provided it is adequately fed and housed?
Zero. Roosters do not lay eggs.
How can you tell if an egg is bad?
It smells bad
It sings a sad song
It turns green and dances
Four siblings stood underneath an umbrella. Two were holding dogs and two were holding cats. How did they all keep from getting wet?
It wasn't raining
If you took two apples from a pile of three apples, how many apples would you have?
The one apple you took.
What did the Mom tomato say to the dawdling Baby tomato?
"Ketchup"
What holiday is celebrated this month?
April fools and Easter
What is the Easter Bunny known for?
Riding a skateboard
Bringing eggs
Wearing sunglasses
If you take away one hand, some will remain, what am I?
handsome
Which of these is NOT an Easter food?
Spaghetti
Chocolate eggs
Hot cross buns