What did the Mom tomato say to the dawdling Baby tomato?
"Ketchup"
What kind of vegetables are the most fun at parties?
fungi
What has many ears but cannot hear?
corn
What do you call a cat who loves to swim?
catfish
How many eggs would a rooster lay over three weeks, provided it is adequately fed and housed?
Zero. Roosters do not lay eggs.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
If you take away one hand, some will remain, what am I?
handsome
What’s bright orange with green on top and sounds like a parrot?
carrot
Four siblings stood underneath an umbrella. Two were holding dogs and two were holding cats. How did they all keep from getting wet?
It wasn't raining
If you took two apples from a pile of three apples, how many apples would you have?
The one apple you took.
What holiday is celebrated this month?
April fools and Easter
There is only one word in the dictionary that is spelled wrong: what is it?
wrong
When I’m ripe, I’m green, when you eat me, I’m red, and when you spit me out, I’m black. What am I?
a watermelon