What did the leprechaun put in the vending machine?
A lepre-coin!
What happens when a leprechaun falls into the Irish Sea?
He gets wet!
What do you call leprechauns who collect cans, bottles, and newspapers?
Wee-cyclers!
How did the Leprechaun go to the moon?
In Sham-rocket
Where can you be certain of finding gold?
Dictionary!
What do you call a Leprechaun prank?
Saint Pat-Trick!
What did the giant say to the leprechaun?
Look up!
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A sham-rock!
What do Irishmen say when you tell them Bono is your favorite singer?
You too?
What is the best St. Patrick’s day breakfast?
Green eggs and ham!
What do you get when you cross St. Patrick’s day with Christmas?
St. O’Claus!
Why do Leprechauns recycle?
Because they decided to go green!
What do you call a great photo on St. Patrick’s Day?
Pitcher-perfect.
Where did the leprechaun hide during hide-and-seek?
At the end of the rainbow!
Why did the Irish golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
Why do frogs love St. Patrick’s day?
Because they are always wearing green!
What’s long and green and only shows up once a year?
St. Patrick’s Day parade!
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Where do leprechauns post their pictures?
On Insta-sham!
Why did the leprechaun cross over the rainbow?
To get to the other side!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?
Sham-rock and roll!
What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in Ireland?
It means a horse lost its shoe!
What did St. Patrick say to the snakes?
He told them to hiss off!