What do you call a bear in a blizzard?
A chilly bear
Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter
What did one snowflake say to the other?
You are one of a kind
What do you call a scared snowman?
A puddle
What do you call a snowstorm that sings?
A snow choir
Why did the cloud stay home?
It felt under the weather
Why did the lightning break up with the thunder?
It needed space
Why was the wind good at sports?
It blew the competition away
What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes
Why did the snowman go to school?
Because he wanted to be cooler