Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Egg-plants
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding "hareline"
How do bunnies stay healthy?
Eggs-ercise
What kind of bunny can't hop?
A chocolate one
What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical "yolker"
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold
Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
They don't want to get "beat up"
What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
He cracked up
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare-dryer
What day of the week do Easter eggs hate the most?
Fry-days
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
To a re-tail store
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?
Basket-ball
What do you call an egg from outer space?
An Egg-stra terrestial
What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
He was eggs-pelled