Capitalization Review II

*Do you know the last thing grandad said to me before he kicked the bucket? “grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”

i could tell that my parents were trying to tell me something. For my Birthday, I got a mop and a toilet brush.

My resolutions usually last at least two minutes after the ball drops on New year's eve.

overeating on Thanksgiving day is a national tradition.

may 6 is the National Day Of Prayer. Think of me, please.

What did the bison say when his son left for school after labor day? "Bye, Son."

Cheer up. the worst is yet to come. friday, maybe.

it's not my fault that i never learned to accept responsibility.

i'm not very good at Spanish, but I know that Cinco De Mayo occurs in june.

Sunday and monday fight. Who wins? sunday. Monday is a weekday.

my birthday is in the Summer, and that's no bummer.

Did you know the first french fries weren't actually cooked in france? they were cooked in Greece.

spring showers bring may flowers, but what do Mayflowers bring? pilgrims.

When i'm right, no one remembers. when I'm wrong, no one forgets.

*When i was a kid, mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

I don't suffer from insanity. i enjoy every minute of it.