Capitalization Review II

My resolutions usually last at least two minutes after the ball drops on New year's eve.

I don't suffer from insanity. i enjoy every minute of it.

my birthday is in the Summer, and that's no bummer.

Sunday and monday fight. Who wins? sunday. Monday is a weekday.

Did you know the first french fries weren't actually cooked in france? they were cooked in Greece.

may 6 is the National Day Of Prayer. Think of me, please.

overeating on Thanksgiving day is a national tradition.

*Do you know the last thing grandad said to me before he kicked the bucket? “grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”

*When i was a kid, mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

i could tell that my parents were trying to tell me something. For my Birthday, I got a mop and a toilet brush.

What did the bison say when his son left for school after labor day? "Bye, Son."

it's not my fault that i never learned to accept responsibility.

i'm not very good at Spanish, but I know that Cinco De Mayo occurs in june.

spring showers bring may flowers, but what do Mayflowers bring? pilgrims.

Cheer up. the worst is yet to come. friday, maybe.

When i'm right, no one remembers. when I'm wrong, no one forgets.