What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist
What's worse than being a five-ton witch?
Being her broom
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch!
What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth cleaned?
His dentist!
A symbol of death, that no body owns, no heart have I, nor flesh on my bones. What am I?
A skeleton
Why don't skeletons like dancing?
Because they have no body to dance with.
What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet
What did the skeleton order with his drink?
A mop
Often used by witches to cast their spell, a slimy creature am I, and ugly as well. What am I?
A toad
What's a monster's favourite bean?
A human bean (being)
Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat?
Because there was no point to it.
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships
What room is useless for ghosts?
The Living Room!
In the Halloween dark when gone is the sun, I'll light your way when carved as a lantern. What am I?
A pumpkin
What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and Deady
What Jack has a head but no lantern?
Jack-o-lantern
Why didn't the vampire have any friends?
Because he was a pain in the neck
What can't you give a headless horseman?
A headache
What animal is best at baseball?
A bat
What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
The neck
What was the witch's favourite subject in school?
Spell-ing!
What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A grave problem
Why did the vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
He was caught drinking on the job