What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
a jolly green giant
Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
He couldn't afford the plane fare!
What kind of bow can't be tied?
a rainbow!
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A Sham Rock
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
Some poor horse is going barefoot!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
real rocks are too heavy!
What is a nuahcerpel?
A leprechaun spelled backwards!
Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?
Because they are always wearing green
How can you tell if a leprechaun is having a good time?
He is Dublin over with laughter!
When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
When it's a FRENCH fry!
What kind of music does a Leprechaun band play?
Shamrock and roll
Why can't you borrow money from a Leprechaun?
Because they are always a little short (on money)