This coffee tastes absolutely terrible when it's cold like this, you need to heat it up.
Direct- blunt
Kelloggs Oops All Raisins Cereal
Fake!
Ants are one of the strongest animals in the world, especially for their size. Did you know that they can carry 50 times their own body weight?! They also don't have lungs, and they even know how to swim!
Direct- Info dumping
Hey! Happy Friday! How's your morning going so far?
Indirect- Small Talk
Yeah, I don't mind riding rollercoasters....
Indirect- passive
Popeyes Chicken Sandwich Poptarts
Fake!
Pizza Burger
Real from Burger King!
Oh yeah, this is the most fun I've had all week!
Indirect- sarcastic
Heinz Creme Egg Mayo
Fake!
Chicken KitKat
Fake!
You smell bad right now.
Direct- blunt
I need you to heat up this coffee so I can drink it.
Direct- Assertive
Flamin’ Hot Mac n’ Cheetos
Real from Burger King!
Lemon Cream Pie Poptarts
Real!
That's a really great painting. It looks SOOOO realistic...
Indirect- sarcastic
There are over 28,000 trains in the United States!
Direct- Info Dumping
McPickle
Fake!
If you ever say that to me again, I will ignore you for the rest of your life!
Direct- Aggressive
Chicken & Waffles Cereal
Real!
Hey Paul? These boxes are REALLLLY heavy...
Indirect- passive
Square Watermelon
Real! Yes, they can be grown this way!
Sweet Potato Kitkat
Real! It's from Japan.
Wow, that vacation cost an arm and a leg!
Indirect- figurative
Fruity Cereal KitKat
Real!
You just drove straight through the stop sign! I feel SUUUUPER safe with you driving the car..."
Indirect- sarcastic
Windex Soda
Fake!
If you don't warm up this coffee right now, I'll never buy anything from you ever again!
Direct- aggressive
I am trying to study. I need you to speak quietly.
Direct- Assertive
Moving is a lot of work, but Rome wasn't built in a day!
Indirect- Figurative
I will push you down the stairs if you don't start walking faster!
Direct- Aggressive
So Lisa, what's the weather like where you're moving?
Indirect- small talk
Tortilla Masks
Fake!
Mac n' Cheese Loaf
Real!
Mayo Oreo
Fake!
Bald Eagle
Fake. Killing Bald Eagles is illegal and were once on the endangered species list.
It hurt my feelings when you said you didn't want to sit with me at lunch.
Direct- Assertive
Gummy Macaroni & Cheese
Real!
Don't you want to go play on your tablet?
Indirect- passive
Pringle
Fake!
Burger-stuffed crust pizza
Real from Pizza Hut
It's raining cats and dogs right now!
Indirect- Figurative
Blue Strawberries
Fake! Blue is a notoriously difficult color for nature to produce in fruits. This is a case of photo editing.
Soy Sauce Kitkat
Real! It's a very popular flavor in Japan.
So how are you doing today? Did you have a nice weekend? Have you heard about the dance next Friday?
Indirect- Small Talk