Christmas jokes | Baamboozle - Baamboozle | The Most Fun Classroom Games!

0%

0 0 0

What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?

Snow

What do you call an elf who sings?

A wrapper.

What comes at the end of Christmas Day?

The letter Y

What’s a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?

Silent Night.

What do fish sing at Christmas time?

Christmas Corals.

What happened to the thief who stole an advent calendar?

He got 25 days.

What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?

Because he wanted to see time fly.

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet.

What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?

A cold.

Where does Mistletoe go to become famous

Hollyly» wood.

Why do mummies like Christmas so much?

They’re into all the wrapping.

What is Santa’s favorite state in the USA to deliver presents?

Idaho-ho-ho.

What does Santa eat for breakfast?

Mistle-toast.

What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke?

This one’s gonna sleigh you.

Why does everyone like snowmen?

Because they’re so cool.