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  • What do fish sing at Christmas time?
    Christmas Corals.
  • What’s a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
    Silent Night.
  • What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke?
    This one’s gonna sleigh you.
  • What is Santa’s favorite state in the USA to deliver presents?
    Idaho-ho-ho.
  • Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
    They’re into all the wrapping.
  • What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
    Snow
  • What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
    A cookie sheet.
  • What type of cars do elves drive?
    Toy-otas.
  • What do you call an elf who sings?
    A wrapper.
  • What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
    A cold.
  • Where does Mistletoe go to become famous
    Hollyly» wood.
  • What does Santa eat for breakfast?
    Mistle-toast.
  • What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
    The letter Y
  • What happened to the thief who stole an advent calendar?
    He got 25 days.
  • What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    Frosted Flakes.
  • Why does everyone like snowmen?
    Because they’re so cool.
  • Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
    Because he wanted to see time fly.
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