What is in seasons, seconds, centuries, and minutes but not in decades, years or days?
The letter ‘n’
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
a map
In spring I am gay in handsome array; in summer more clothing I wear; when colder it grows I fling off my clothes; and in winter quite naked appear. What am I?
A Tree
David's birthday is in December, but it is never in the winter. Why?
He lives in Australia (or any other country that has December in summer)
I fall but never get hurt, I cover the world in white, and disappear with a little warmth. What am I?
winter
I run but never get tired. I flow but have no legs. I babble but have no mouth. What am I?
A river (or water)
A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man crosses the river, but the dog doesn't. How?
The river was frozen over..
A woman went to Virginia to get a job. She promised her mother she would come back and visit sometime. Then, in the middle of winter, her mother shouted, "April is here!". How is this possible?
The woman's name is April.
What question can never be answered with a "Yes"?
"Are you asleep yet?"
What shoes do frogs wear in the summer?
Open toad shoes.
What breaks on water but never on land?
a wave
I am a stop sign, what you see in blood, a rose, and, of course, an Autumn leaf. What am I?
The color red
I am a thief that steals the green from leaves, paints them red and gold, and makes the world prepare to sleep.
Autumn/ Fall
How far is it from March to June?
A single spring
How can 8 + 8 = 4?
On a clock (8 AM + 8 hours = 4 PM).
What can pass before the sun without making a shadow?
the wind
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
a puddle
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