When are you coming home?
ASAP
You look like a clown!
JK
I had an accident while I was driving.
RUOK
Bye-bye take care of yourself.
BBL
I have the same opinion as you!
GMTA
A: How do you throw a space party? B: You planet!
LOL
Dentist: "You need a crown." - Patient: "Finally someone who understands me"
ROTFL
Good bye, take care!
CUL
A: Did you go to the party? B: Yes, I did. .......... you looked beautiful in that dress.
BTW
I have to work
OIC