which body system uses tonsils, spleen and lymph nodes to fight invaders with antibodies
immune
what is the main organ of the respiratory system
lungs
Where does oxygen and carbon dioxide enter and leave the body inside the lungs
alveoli
What’s orange and tastes like an orange?
an orange
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What body system would you be concerned with if you went to a barber
integumentary
what connects muscles to bone
tendons
what two gases are exhaled by the respiratory system
carbon dioxide and water vapor
what body system help produce hormones that help your body maintain homeostasis
endocrine
what stores urine before it released
bladder
what organ produces insulin in the digestive system
pancreas
what body system is the first protective barrier from the outside?
integumentary system
What is the main organ of the digestive system
stomach
What cushions bones so they will not rub against each other
cartilage
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A deer. The absence of eyes doesn’t change the species.
What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo?
“This ain’t my first rodeo!”
Why did the dinosaur eat the human baby?
He didn’t. Humans did not appear until after the extinction of dinosaurs.
What is produced by the liver
bile
what body system can a human live without but the species would go extinct
reproductive
what connects kidneys to the bladder
ureters
what are the three types of muscle tissue
smooth, cardiac and skeletal
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding a worm in your caramel apple. They usually cost more.
You know what’s really odd?
Numbers that aren’t divisible by two
what is the funniest bone in your body
humerous
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
“Where’s my tractor?”
What did one ant say to the other ant?
Nothing, ants communicate by pheromones (chemicals), not speech.
What connects the mouth to the stomach
esophagus
where is villi located in the digestive system
inside the small intestine
What chemical is produced by glands in the endocrine system
hormones
Which body system has neuron cells
nervous system
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
An ambulance, due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Chickens do not have the cognitive ability to reason. Therefore, it was random.
what filters blood and removes waste
kidneys
what organ breaks down food with acid
stomach
What is the main organ of the circulatory system
heart
What’s blue and smells like red paint.
Blue paint
which two body systems allow the body to move
skeletal and muscular
what system do the sensory organs like the eyes , ears , skin, mouth belong to
nervous
what type of muscle tissue is found in the heart
cardiac
what is the bone that you would want to avoid breaking because it produces most of the blood for your body
femur
what type of cells does your immune system produce
white blood cells
What is produced by the liver
bile