A lunatic enslaves chocolate-making entertainers and slowly kills children in front of their parents
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
A guy enters a forest alone to kiss a dead body while 7 other guys watch
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Grumpy emo chick ponders whether to get with a corpse or a dog for several years
Twilight
After the death of her parents, a young socialite causes millions in property damage
Frozen
A series of naps
Inception
Stockholm syndrome works
Beauty and the Beast
Noseless guy has an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy
Harry Potter
A group spends nine hours returning jewelry
the Lord of the Rings
A talking frog convinces a son to kill his dad
Star Wars: Episode V
A family's first AirBnb experience goes terribly wrong
the Shining
Boy spends 7 years being a third wheel
the Harry Potter series
People drink coffee for 10 years
Friends
Everyone tries the ice bucket challenge
Titanic
Billions of dollars in subsidies for a potato farmer
the Martian
A beautiful princess gets catfished
Aladdin
Bullied kid with a birth defect learns people are only nice to you when they need something
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer