a waiter WAS rude to me
If a waiter was... I would...
you work out every day
If I work out... I will...
a shopkeeper gives you too much change
If a shopkeeper gives me... I will...
it rains today
If it rains today... I will...
you WERE invisible for a day
If I were... I would...
an earthquake DESTROYED your house
If an eathquake destroyed my house... I would...
you COULD travel anywhere right now
If I could... I would...
someone steals your wallet
If someone steals my wallet, I will...
you're very busy next week
If I am very busy... I will...
you GOT lost in the desert
If I got lost... I would...