Capybara

Would you rather be called a “floating potato” or a “giant guinea pig”?

Would you rather have eyes on the top of your head or teeth that never stop growing?

Would you rather eat only grass forever or eat your own poop once?

Would you rather be able to stay underwater for 5 minutes or run really fast?

Would you rather live in a big group like capybaras or live alone?

Would you rather sleep in the water like a capybara or sleep in a tree like a koala?