I'd rather...

Would you rather have a zebra teacher or a sloth teacher?

Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or a head the size of a watermelon?

Would you rather have hairy ears forever or green teeth forever?

Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

Would you rather have the power to turn into a potato or the power to turn into a chair?

Would you rather eat a sandwich full of fresh nettle or a sandwich full of toothpaste?

Would you rather laugh every time someone says “hello” or cry every time someone says “goodbye”?

Would you rather be able to fly, but very slowly or run, but backwards only?

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?

Would you rather always wear a clown wig or always wear a pirate hat?

Would you rather eat spaghetti with chocolate sauce or ice cream with ketchup?

Would you rather have 10 legs or 5 arms?

Would you rather always smell like onions or always smell like fish?