Why do skeletons stay so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin
What is a ghost's nose full of?
Boooooogers
What subject is this?
biology
Why was the broom late?
It over swept
What subject is this?
English
How do ghosts wash their hair?
With shamboo
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
What subject is this?
chemistry
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts
What subject is this?
history
What subject is this?
crafts
What subject is this?
German
What subject is this?
art
What subject is this?
IT
What subject is this?
maths
What subject is this?
music
What subject is this?
PE
When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
If you are a mouse
What subject is this?
Polish
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or Tweet!
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone
What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream
Why did the zombie skip school?
She felt rotten
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries
What subject is this?
PE
What subject is this?
science
What subject is this?
English
Why didn't the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasn't in it
What subject is this?
music
What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A sand-witch
What subject is this?
maths