What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
penny
What is full of holes but still holds water?
sponge
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
a fence
A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horses food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?
The rope wasn't tied to anything so he could reach the food.
why was 8 scared of 7?
because 7, 8, 9!
why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?
she was a little horse :D
what do you call fake noodles?
impasta!
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
They don't meet the koalafications
Why did the nurse need a red pen?
in case she needed to draw blood
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
a bank
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
darkness
What goes up but never comes down?
your age
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
fire
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
he was bald