why was 8 scared of 7?
because 7, 8, 9!
Why did the nurse need a red pen?
in case she needed to draw blood
What is full of holes but still holds water?
sponge
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter
why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?
she was a little horse :D
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
a bank
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
penny
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
a fence
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
darkness
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
They don't meet the koalafications
What goes up but never comes down?
your age
what do you call fake noodles?
impasta!
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
fire
A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horses food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?
The rope wasn't tied to anything so he could reach the food.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
he was bald