Dad, can you put my shoes on?
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk
What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little hoarse.
What did the baby say to the mama corn?
Where’s pop corn?
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because the teacher said, “It’s a piece of cake.”
Did you do your maths homework?
No, got my own problems.
Can February March?
No, but April, May.