What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
If there are four sheep, two dogs and a man, how many feet are there?
Two (The sheep's feet is called hooves while the dog's feet is called paws.)
How do you spell hard water with three letters?
Ice
I make two out of one. What am I?
Mirror
How many of each type of animal did Moses take on the Ark?
None. (Noah, did. HAHAHA)
I go up and down the stairs without moving. What am I?
Carpet
The more there is the less you see. What is it?
Fog (Smoke)
I am strong enough to smash ships, but I fear the Sun. What am I?
Ice (Iceberg)
When will water stop running downhill?
If it reaches the bottom.
What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?
Eat and Ate
A man's coat pocket is empty yet it has something on it. How did it happen?
There's a hole in it.
If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you?
Your mom.
This is not a cloth but it covers your body. The more you used it, the thinner it grows. What is it? (Clue: It has a good smell)
A bar of soap (A soap)
You have three stoves: a gas stove, a wood stove, and a coal stove, but only one match. Which should you light first?
The match
What comes next in this sequence? (Bb Cc Dd Ff Gg Hh ___)
Jj
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Nothing. (Rooster doesn't lay eggs.)
How many seconds are there in one year?
12 (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, and so on.)
What is the end of everything?
The letter Gg.
Which part of the road does a ghost love to travel?
A dead end
I am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
Sponge