What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
A stamp.
If a brother, his sister, and their dog weren’t under an umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?
It wasn’t raining.
I am the beginning of sorrow and the end of sickness, yet you cannot express happiness without me. I am always in risk but never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness. What am I?
The letter 'S'
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle.
If there are 12 fish and half of them drown, how many are there?
12, fish don’t drown!
Which table doesn't have legs?
vegetable
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
How can a leopard change its spots?
By moving from one spot to another.
What has six faces, But does not wear makeup. It also has twenty-one eyes, But cannot see? Hint: you may use it when playing a game
A dice
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.
If you look at the number on my face you won't find thirteen anyplace.
A clock.
What room can no one enter?
A mushroom.
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Shorter. (Short + ‘er’)
What’s bright orange with green on top and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
I'm as big as an elephant but lighter than a feather. What am I?
The elephant's shadow
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
What is the end of everything?
Letter 'g'
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
A hole
Which is heavier - a ton of bricks or a ton of feather?
Neither - both weigh a ton
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second Place
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
: A word I know, six letters it contains, remove one letter and 12 remains, what is it?
Dozens.
When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
Your fingers.
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What can you hear, but not see or touch, even though you control it?
Your voice
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
What word contains 26 letters, but only has three syllables?
Alphabet
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
trouble!!
There is a rooster sitting on top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll? Hint: this question is not really asking for an answer it is just using common sense.
Roosters don’t lay eggs!!
I make two people out of one. What am I?
A mirror
Imagine you are in a room with no doors, windows. How would you get out?
Stop imagining!
What kind of cup doesn’t hold water?
Cupcake or hiccup
I have many teeth, but I cannot bite. What am I?
A comb
What begins with an E but only has one letter in it?”
An envelope.
What building has the most stories?
A library
What has hands but doesn’t clap?
A clock
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A bank
What can you keep after giving to someone?
Your word
How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them, all the months have at least 28 days!
I have no life, but I can die. What am I?”
A battery.
I fly at night, I sleep during the day and you will never see feathers in my wings.
Bat
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow
The more you take the more you leave behind. What are they?”
Footsteps.
What can fill up a room but takes no space?
light
What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast”
Lunch and dinner.
What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
A table
What begins with T, finishes with T, and has “T” in it?”
A teapot
What has a thumb and four fingers but is not a hand?
a glove
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
Wrong
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
'NOON'
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
A staircase
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
A map.
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Fire
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?”
The letter 'R'
Forwards I am heavy. Backwards I am not. What am I?
ton
Mr. Blue lives in the Blue house. Mrs. Yellow lives in the Yellow House. Mr. Orange lives in the orange house. Who lives in the White House?
The President
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
A fence
What room do ghosts avoid?
The Living Room
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
A secret