What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock
After a train crashed, every single person died. Who survived?
All of the couples
Who can shave 25 times a day but still have a beard?
A barber
People buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
Cutlery
I sound like one letter, but am written with three. I show you things when you look through me. What am I?
an eye
What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
A bed
I have no life, but I can die. What am I?
A battery
I come out at night without being called. I disappear in the day without being stolen. What am I?
Stars
What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
Wrong
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
A map
What begins with T, finishes with T, and has “T” in it?
A teapot
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
The more you take the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
I get answered even though I never ask a question. What am I?
a doorbell / knock
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
I lose my head in the morning, but I get it back at night. What am I?
A pillow
I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
I can fly without wings and cry without eyes. What am I?
A cloud
How many months have 28 days?
All 12 of them do
What has four wheels and flies?
A dustcart / garbage truck
What has 88 keys, but cannot open a single door?
A piano
There is a rooster sitting on top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?
Roosters don’t lay eggs
People walk in and out of me. They push, and I follow. When they walk out of me, I close up and I stay waiting for the next person to walk into my life. What am I?
Elevator
Everyone has it and no one can lose it; what is it?
A shadow
What five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short (short+er)
What goes up but never goes back down?
Your age
What begins with an E but only has one letter in it?
An envelope