Inverted conditionals

Should she have hangover,

Should I have the desire of having a binge,

Hadn’t I drunk tequila,

Were I to have havocs,

Had you not remembered things,

Say the next tongue twister: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

You lose 5 points :(

Say the next tongue twister: How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.