What appears once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "m"
I have no feet, no hands, no wings, but I go to the sky. What am I?
Smoke
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in the 2nd place. You thought first place, right? Well, you passed the guy in second place, not first
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
David
I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?
A blackboard
This is as light as a feather, but no man can hold it for long. What am I?
Your breath
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Your name
A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?
The car door.
Five apples are in a basket. How do you divide them among five girls so that each girl gets an apple, but one apple remains in the basket?
Give the girl the apple inside the basket.
What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of stones?
The same. They both weigh a pound!
Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
They all do.
What can go up and down without moving?
The temperature
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Once, because after you subtract it's not 25 anymore.
How many seconds are there in one year?
12 (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.)
Look in my face, I am somebody; Look in my back, I am nobody.What am I?
I am a mirror.