an alien escapes his planet, is chased by federals and uses a little girl to hide
Lilo & Stitch
a group of men are constantly eating pasta and using guns
The Godfather
a teenager goes to school with his parents, and is almost kissed by his mother
Back to the Future
Emo girl cannot choose between a very old man or a wolf
Twilight
Man is in the friendzone for 20 years. When he finally has his chance, the woman dies
Forrest Gump
a bored man with a lot of money creates a park where people are food for the animals in it
Jurassic Park
A guy that is alone in the forest kisses a dead body while seven other guys watch
Snow white
A man saves a woman from drowning. The woman doesn't return the favour
Titanic
Monster saves a youg girl from marrying a very small man
Shrek
Man without a nose has an obsession with a kid
Harry Potter
a girl is kidnapped, suffers from Stockholm syndrome and talks to furniture
Beauty and the Beast
a couple who has an enormous amount of kids use their talents to find them when they are kidnapped by an evil woman
101 Dalmatians
Woman saves a cat from an intruder in a spaceship
Alien
a group of guys spends a lot of time trying to return a piece of jewelery
Lord of the Rings
an alien is left behind on Earth, is chased by federals and uses a kid to hide
E.T.
a man gets esteroids and a frisbee to fight nazis
captain America
A man who works in an office takes drugs to learn Kung Fu
Matrix
A man invites five kids to a factory. Four of them probably die
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
multi-millionaire wants to make his city great again, and is criticized by clowns
Batman