Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water!
What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea.
Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
It's cool.
Why did the robot go on vacation?
It needed to recharge his batteries.
What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
A shell phone.
What part of the fish weighs the most?
The scales.
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I Scream.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.