What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
lunch and dinner
What starts with a ''t'', ends with a ''t'' and is full of ''t''?
A teapot
What can you hold in your right hand but never your left hand?
Your lef hand
Ten people are under one umbrella, but nobody gets wet. Why?
it's not raining
Many teeth, no bite
a comb
How many months have 28 days?
all of them
When you cut me, I don't cry, but you do! What am I?
an onion
I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and rivers but no water. What am I?
a map
I have no life but I can die. What am I?
a battery
What do you have to break before you can use it?
an egg
Which table doesn't have legs?
vegetable
If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
a secret
It is yours, but everyone else uses it more often. What is it?
your name
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight (ate) nine
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
mushroom
I’m orange, wear a green hat, and sound like a parrot. What am I?
a carrot
I have many keys but no locks. I have space but no room. What am I?
a computer keyboard
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Cold, you can easily catch a cold
What is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant
I make two people out of one. What am I?
a mirror
Some people think I go too slow. Others think I go too fast. Most people are always checking me. What am I?
time
What kind of dog never bites?
a hot dog