What does HTML stand for?
HyperText Markup Language
One of our KPIs this quarter is customer satisfaction
Key Performance Indicator
This new laptop came with so much BLOATWARE, so annoying.
Bloatware refers to pre-installed computer software that is unwanted, usually because it takes up a large amount of memory and impedes functionality.
This app used to be amazing, but after the last update it's just ads everywhere, features behind a paywall, total ENSHITTIFICATION.
enshittification: When a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
Don’t forget your BROLLY!
Umbrella
He's been YAPPPING about his new car all day
To talk excessively or nonsensically.
Marketing wants to prove the ROI of the campaign before scaling it
Return On Investment
I’m LOW-KEY nervous about presenting to the leadership team tomorrow.
Meaning: Slightly / quietly / not openly showing it
I totally bombed that presentation. MAKE IT FORMAL
I failed it badly / It went terribly.
You slayed that presentation! -MAKE IT FORMAL
You did a great job!
You got the snacks, I’ll bring the drinks. Bet, we’re gonna vibe all night. -MAKE IT FORMAL
If you bring the snacks, I’ll take care of the drinks. Sounds good, we’ll have a great time tonight.
I was totally wiped after the product launch, I just crashed on the couch. -MAKE IT FORMAL
I was very tired after the product launch, so I lay down and rested.
Who are the great FAILSONS of cinema? Fredo Corleone tops the list obviously but who else
Failson: a mediocre adult son of a prominent family
The less you care, the happier you will be. NO CAP greatest mindset i ever applied in my life
For real, seriously
She THREW SHADE at her ex boss during the interview without mentioning his name
To express contempt or disrespect for someone publicly, especially by subtle or indirect insults or criticisms.
She’s totally DELULU if she thinks the CEO is gonna reply to her Slack DM.
Delusional; audaciously self-confident / Chief Executive Officer / Direct Message