what did the computer do when its tired
it crashes
what happend when the sharks raced each other
they tide (get it...they tide
what did the pen say to the pencil
are you sure you are looking sharp today
what do you get from a pampered cow
spoiled milk
what do cws like to eat
smooooooooooooothies
what is the diffrence beetween a cat and a frog
a cat only has 9 lives and a frog crokes everyday
what did the hen say to the chicken
dont count your chicken before they hatch
what do you get when you cross a bear with a forest
you get fur trees