Would you rather eat everything cold for a year or everything burnt for a month?
Would you rather have to eat soup with a fork or steak with a spoon—forever?
Would you rather cry hot sauce or sneeze powdered sugar?
Would you rather eat a cupcake with mayonnaise frosting or a hot dog with chocolate syrup?
Would you rather have fingers made of french fries or toes made of baby carrots?
Would you rather bathe in peanut butter once or shower in lukewarm soup every day for a week?
Would you rather eat a pizza topped with gummy bears and sardines or drink a smoothie made of pickles and chocolate?
Would you rather always smell like garlic or always have Cheeto dust on your fingers?
Would you rather have to eat a raw onion like an apple once a week or drink soda from a used dog bowl everyday?
Would you rather drink a milkshake made of ketchup and mustard or eat a jello salad with tuna in it?
Would you rather have spaghetti hair or sausages for fingers?
Would you rather have your laugh sound like a blender or make popcorn noises every time you walk?