How many months of the year have 28 days?
all of them
What kind of coat is best put on wet?
a coat of paint
What is black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?
a chalkboard
What has a thumb and four fingers but is not a hand?
a glove
What begins with an "e" and only contains one letter?
an envelope
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
seven
What can you catch but not throw?
a cold
What runs all around a backyard yet never moves?
a fence
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or any other covering didn't get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
What can you keep after giving to someone?
your word
It stalks the countryside with ears that can't hear. What is it?
corn
What tastes better than it smells?
your tongue
What building has the most stories?
the library
What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
a stamp
What has hands but can't clap?
a clock
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
a deck of cards
I'm tall when I'm young, and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
a candle
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Mary have?
5 - each daughter has the same brother
What has one eye but can't see?
a needle
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
darkness
What has four wheels and flies?
a garbage truck
What has words but never speaks?
a book
There's a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren't any - it's a one-story house.
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
a hole
What has many keys but can't open a single lock?
a piano
What is always in front of you but can't be seen?
the future
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
a window
David's parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ______. What is the name of the third son?
David
If you're running a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
second place
Where does today come before yesterday?
the dictionary
What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
a bed
Which is heavier - a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
neither - they both weigh a ton
What can fill up a room but takes up no space?
light
What has to be broken before you can use it?
an egg
What has a head and a tail but no body?
a coin
What is full of holes but still holds water?
a sponge
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What has many teeth but can't bite?
a comb
What goes up and down but doesn't move?
a staircase
If you've got me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't kept me. What am I?
a secret
What goes up but never comes down?
your age