Joke: Why don’t you pay for dead batteries?
They’re free of charge!
Joke: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It was feeling green!
What is global warming?
Climate change.
Joke: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
What are the 3 R's?
Reduce, reuse and recycle.
Joke: Whats the biggest moth in the world?
The mam-moth!
Why is the Earth getting warmer?
Because of global warming.
Joke: Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter!
When is Earth Day?
April, 22
Joke: What did the little trees say to the big tree?
Leaf me alone!
Joke: What did Earth say to the other planets?
You have no life.
Why Earth Day is important?
To protect and create awareness.
Joke: Whats is a tree's least favorite month?
It's Sep-timber!
Joke: What did the tree wear to the pool party?
A swimming trunk!
Joke: Why do tornadoes zigzag?
They’re dizzy.
Joke: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunder-wear!