He can't speak English, how could he have a meeting with a beautiful woman?
Yeah. I read a lot of history books. They're long and cheap.
At least we have that in common. You come this close to America, but you don't have the courage to go from here to here. You are a coward.
All I know is that he's a building contractor, living out of a suitcase.
Do you like living out of a suitcase? Why?
Napoleon believes himself to be of such superhuman strength that he takes six times the amount of poison needed to do the job. His stomach is so full up with poison that his body rejects it, and he doesn't die. See? Ego. Saved his life.
Do you support this theory?
You don't really have a home. Technically it doesn't exist.
- Viktor, please don't be afraid to tell me you're afraid of Krakozhia. - I am not afraid from my home.
to be afraid of
When the flight from Toronto landed, they found four prescriptions without an MPL. They tried to take the pills away and he went nuts.
What can make you go nuts? Think of 5 situations
Meanwhile, the people of Krakozhia suffer the consequences.
...have caused food and energy shortages.
I won't lie, particularly to get rid of somebody like him.
How often do you get rid of your things? What kind of things do you usually get rid of?
- What is in there? - This is jazz.
How did he put jazz in the can?
This guy is here for a reason. And I think that reason is us.
You will not set one foot in New York City. Not a single toe in the United States of America.
Who was this man? Navorski. Viktor "The Goat" Navorski.
Why did he get this nickname?
- Those are Cher's panties. - So, will we share the panties? - Not if I win.
I'm free. I got tired of waiting.
Are you waiting for something now? Is it possible to live without waiting at all?
I checked it out. There were witnesses.
What do you usually check out before leaving your house?
Catch and release. It's simple. Sometimes you land a small fish. You unhook him and place him back in the water. You set him free so that somebody else can have the pleasure of catching him.
Sometimes you have to ignore the rules and concentrate on the people.
- No cheat. - No shit. - No. I won't cheat. - She's a nice girl. She won't take your shitting.
One day this policeman comes in and tells me I owe him some tax.
owe vs own Do children owe anything their parents? What would to own?
But most of all they will be looking at the way that this airport is run. So let's show them why this is the number-one airport in the United States.
Will it be easy for you to run an airport? Why?
I'm sick. I don't have the ability to be alone for five seconds.
Is she really sick?
You try to take my mop. You try to take my floor. It's my job. Stay off my floor. Stay away from my mop.
I want to make a deal with you.
When was the last time you made a deal? What was it about?
I've figured out a way to get you out of this airport.
How do you figure out which bus or train to take in a new city?
As long as I keep my floor clean, keep my head down, they have no reason to deport me. They have no reason to notice a man like me.
Is that a good strategy?
Don't worry about it. We play for unclaimed items from the Lost and Found.
That's it in a nutshell, basically.
You have been spending too much time inhaling the cleaning products.