April's Fool Day

Seven ladies tried to fit under a small umbrella, none of them got wet. How did they do it?

Dolphins sleep with one eye open

The first food grown and eaten in space were potatoes

It is impossible to sneeze while sleeping

There is only one word in the dictionary that is spelled wrong: what is it?

When do you go at red and stop at green?

Skittles Milkshake

Like its fur, a tiger's skin is striped.

Seaweed Pringles

What do you call an old snowman?

Kate's mother has three children: yesterday, today and_______________

What do you call a cow who plays the guitar?

A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

Heinz "Mayoreo" — a mix of mayonnaise and Oreo cookies

Single Fries